To sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. This act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. It is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the crapper. Popularised in Australia after reference on Big Brother 5.
by PaddyM July 04, 2005
1. "Fuck Robbielard, that kanga is damned nasty. Brat's gone in there and eaten it, the turd burglar he is," Wobs exclaimed.
2. "FFS, i've got a fucken kanga," muttered Von as his assbled from a metaphorical anal raping.
2. "FFS, i've got a fucken kanga," muttered Von as his assbled from a metaphorical anal raping.
by t0bee April 20, 2009
When a person sits on the toilet seat backwards and aims to land his shit on the side of the bowl. Leaving a whole shit sitting there.
by James Brick July 30, 2005
The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
by hans January 12, 2004
by jaiya and alexia December 28, 2008
Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.
by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003
Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.
"Shit bro have you got a mop"
"why'"?
"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".
"why'"?
"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".
by Geglkdfjdlkjgdlfkgjdlfkgj90390 August 09, 2017