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A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
by Cake of Carrots February 05, 2010
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
by Cake of Carrots February 05, 2010
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very sexy and skinny;loves adventure time;likes hardcore bands like the black dahlia murder and has blonde hair;really cool
Girl 1:who was that really sexy guy that just walked by
Girl 2: Oh, That's Kamon. Doesn't he have such pretty hair?
Girl 2: Oh, That's Kamon. Doesn't he have such pretty hair?
by Arielrose November 26, 2012
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An sarcastic interjection used for garnering the attention or a single person or group. Verbal emphasis is a must when pronouncing the "k" in "kamon".
by brent_h July 29, 2009
5
a true pussy. won't do shit if you step to them. loves anal getting anal and often gay but hasn't come outta the closet. one who enjoys baseball and basketball and sometimes football. mostly tall and awkward and insecure about themselves. are often sexual predators.
1)mom, that the neighbor is a registered kamon and it scares me.
2)that fagget is such a kamon and every one knows he is.
2)that fagget is such a kamon and every one knows he is.
by phillip johnson69 August 23, 2008