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Based from the word clan, kaln is used in the stead of klan in situations where a person wishes to make oneself appear elitist or l33t online without the implications of involvment with the ku klux klan.

It's origins are actually from a person's online misspelling of klan, of which they did not mind the racist association.
OMG! giv me my stuff back i'll get my kaln to kick your ass!
by Nate August 31, 2004
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to tell someone to calm down and relax.
"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004
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