Oh man did you see Kallao, his hair was so stretigically placed. By the age of 30 his hair shall be lost due to exessive amounts of hair gel.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you