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A sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.
I need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!
by Davlib March 29, 2016
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
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Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.
My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves
by Nova the Nov August 18, 2018
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A sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack
I need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!
by Davlib March 29, 2016
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