NOT A VEGTABLE. THIS IS A MAN> who acts like a 4 year old, HE HAS A HUGE FOREHEAD. HE IS A PLAYER
Girl 1: THeres that dreamy boy kale
GIrl 2 : EWW GROSS(runs away)
by Someone to you October 26, 2018
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A Kale is a really sweet guy. He is loyal and helpful when you need him. He is a great friend and will always be there for you. If you have a Kale in your life than don't let him go!
Kale is such a great guy!
I wouldn't choose any one else to be my friend
by Centaur99 June 19, 2020
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a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.
damn, you really kaled it with that test!
by carla davis April 25, 2021
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"GUYS I love listening to 60's bollywood songs"
"You're such a Kale"
by sbhanderi April 23, 2017
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Kale (verb) to kale, to be kaled.

To kale - to attack someone with, or be attacked with kale.
Did you hear about that guy who got kaled last night?
by Suzie6toes June 12, 2019
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Not a hipster cabbage. Just a hip couple! They are so cute and sweet and the cutest!
OMG look it's Kale they are so cute!

Kale is my favourite ship
by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019
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