Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.
by Steve.x June 14, 2017
Get a Kale mug for your fish Callisto.
To utterly wreck and destroy an ongoing conversation to a full stop.
Normally, the cause to wit being an out of contextual response, a banal reply, or a full throttle stalker vibe.

A term used frequently on social media to describe a person that induces uncomfortable and nauseating feelings towards those reading.
Person 1: "It's Friday! What do all of you have planned"

Person 2: "Dinner with family, then a few drinks with friends"

Person 3: "Same here, sounds like fun! Where?"

Kaled: "There's this girl, and I'm going to rearrange her cervix"
by Gweedojuice September 22, 2018
Get a Kaled mug for your mate Sarah.
the most fun on the planet and loves to have fun and gives the best advice
I always turn to KaLee when I'm having issues.
by Kasie Charles December 14, 2007
Get the KaLee neck gaiter and mug.
A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.
Kale
by makaylamurder November 19, 2010
Get a Kale mug for your mate Georges.
The meaning of this name is usually for a boy that is sexy ass fuck and has large part of his body a ladies man intelligent , god fearing bad temper best with a girl name destiny or diamond womn and intelligant and god fearing mostly good with women with the name diamond , destiny or dayja
by dimond November 29, 2014
Get the kaleed neck gaiter and mug.
"Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind... or any other race for that matter.
"Dude... Kimbo Slice totally reminds me of KALE"!
by KKmeister April 09, 2010
Get a Kale mug for your dog Nathalie.
a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
by Gretta D April 23, 2006
Get a kale mug for your Uncle Callisto.