The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.
I was never really into the kale hail phase.
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A phrase used to trick someone into saying “kill jews” in a similar manner as something such as “Nick Gurrs”
Did you hear? I tricked that OddKast moron yesterday into saying kill Jews by following him with my account named “Kale Juice”
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U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 02, 2017
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This occurs when you have less brain cells then teeth.

Chance of this rare occurrence is as getting a virtual item (Knife) in a videogame CS:GO.
This usually happens in the Balkans.
A few examples of sentences that can cause the "Kale moment"
"Sivo nebo, buda te jebo"

"Nije ti lako, popij Sinalco"

"Kurac"

"To su pederi, pederi, jebite se sami"

"Nisam ja peder, ja sam čovjek"

"IJAAAAAAAI što ima veliki kurac"
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it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.
friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis
by lmaowtf November 30, 2019
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It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.
He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!
by Jilaman September 25, 2020
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