Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

the term, ‘kala,’ is derived from the german language, which means bread. if you’re familiar with european dialect, you may recognize the word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime rest. long story short, it describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.

kalamazoo, yes its real!! i have been there!!!! it has a nice mall, and its in MICHIGAN!!!!!!! yeah..... and its quite big and it has KVCC! lol, which is a lame ass colege but it works

A town where nothing occurs. I think our mascot is the... I dont really know, and nobody really cares. But we have the KWings, I guess thats pretty cool. Not really. Kalamazoo is shitty, and horrible, the best thing we have here is maybe our library, it is pretty nice looking.

the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.

long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.

Kalamazoo is the most incredible guy on the planet. BUT only the second greatest person :)

For other words describing Kalamazoo please see...
amazing, super, incredible, gorgeous, sweet, hot, oh.. and one more!! -> mine :)