A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.
He is such a Kalab!
by #starchild# October 24, 2014
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He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
by Dimplefacee April 08, 2018
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Most genuine guy you will ever meet. He’s the one that will always offer to buy you stuff but when it comes down to it her is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. He is smart and has a sense of humor. Not many people get to know him but once you do you realize how amazing he is. You fall in love with him super fast and never want him to leave. if you meet a Kalabe keep him.
have you met kalabe he’s so nice
by dontworryboutitsweetheart December 01, 2019
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The term for when you have a friend named kalab and they scoop you makes them incredibly gay
Ay yo kalabs gay he just scooped me
by Kalabs gay August 20, 2019
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