a best friend who is always there for you but doesnt really have an opinion on things who everyone loves
wow i wish u were like kala
by woman December 03, 2004
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Kala is the epitome of most things pure. A pure soul, a pure heart and above all, one who radiates pure love. A Kala is a being who serendipitously appeared and fucked everything up in the most beautiful way imaginable. Kala demonstrates knowledge, strength, passion and curiosity, which very quickly can raise the quality of those who interact with Kala. To put it all into one condensed context, Kala is a work of art, beautiful to look at, rewarding to touch, multifaceted, multi layered and simply beautiful.
Look at that Kala, isn’t it perfect?

Or; Kala, *sigh* I love Kala
by il tuo amore October 24, 2019
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Is one of the sweetest and most beautiful women around. They are among the smartest of people. They often have very bright futures ahead of them. When it comes to their love life they are quite possibly the best of lovers. They care more than anyone about how their significant other is, and they will do anything to make sure that they are happy. Kala's are also very fashionable and are often hit on by lots of guys. They can be seen on college campuses or in the workplace with guys drooling all over them.
"I wish that my girlfriend was a Kala."

"Why can't everyone have a Kala like that??"
by Lablah5 February 03, 2010
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Vegetarian who doesn't understand proper english and says epic wayyyy too much. Kala changes her pfp at least 4 times a day
Hyaku: I wanna die
Kala:Epic
by Fingerguns8890ip June 26, 2019
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She is really nice sometimes, she has a booty she really close with her friends but her friends always get in to argument to much. She aways starts getting feeling for people but then they leave her.😑
Have you ever felt like a kala at some point
by Whatevernow January 24, 2019
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is a term used (in Pakistan) to refer to a situation where a person is ditched by another person or gets an

unexpected, outrageous result out of something.
she gave a kala to him even though he was very nice to her.
by bit10a-seecs-nust December 11, 2011
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The most amazing and beautiful girl in the world, often associated with Matthew or Mathew as a gift from God but Kala is a a gift from God to a Mathew, the best, mother, friend, girlfriend, daughter, granddaughter, niece, and so much more, there's no limits to the abilities of Kala this person is truly special.
If the King hadn't taken her for granted his Queen Kala would have never left his side.
by Miller0897 January 12, 2017
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