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A very kind man.. hah just kidding hes a piece of shit. No-one likes him. He makes the crappiest of jokes. he fucin copys u and it make you wanna enter his house, slaughter his family and choke him to death.
User : hi kaitan
kaitan: I FUCIN WATCHED U Sleep AND U SNORE SO LOUD :}

user:n ur family will be slaugter
by kermit is ugly and fat June 01, 2020
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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