Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

2) To masturbate

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!