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A seemingly sacred word. Only discussed amongst those who have experienced it. Any mention of it around a non-Kairos person will provoke hysteria from some.
"Hey how cool is that how on Kairos you..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP - JIMBO HASNT GONE YET!"
"Alright, alright, calm your religious ass down."
by me January 29, 2005
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Kairo is the sexiest person alive with the BIGGEST cock and also the biggest heart :> He has a really cute girlfriend called Nao and they are so in love.. anyways. KAIRO IS SO SEXY AND PRETTY AND CUTE AND PERFECT AND BESTEST DADDY!!!!!!
by kairosbitch November 15, 2020
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A Kairo is a phenomenal person who is amazingly fantastically wonderfully scuba-divingly radically singingly superly awesomely awesome.
by Skibble Jargly Veggie Lennon September 01, 2008
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An overnight Jesuit retreat where you are subjected to meditations and intense journaling, all the while motivated by "surprises."
Emily dreaded going on Kairos, knowing that she would be away from Katie for days, and fearing she would come home shouting, "Live the Fourth!"
by GrayGoose5 April 16, 2009
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a religious retreat that forms a cult amongst those that have gone on it, filled with secrets and other annoying things others can't know.
"Yea it's a Kairos thing"
by Raul March 02, 2005
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The most amazing friend to have in your life. He’s understanding and a smart ass, he can also be dumb ass sometimes but it’s alright. He calls himself ugly but yet he isn’t. Also he’s really loving and sweet to certain people. He’s really beautiful and isn’t ugly at all!
Kairo: I’m so fucking ugly
Vivian: You better shut the fuck up, you aren’t ugly at all. Look in the mirror I see beauty.
Kairo: I still look ugly.
by @viv May 24, 2019
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