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When you are sexually attracted to Kai Parker

When you get butterflies in your stomach when you see him

Kai Parker is a very hot but misunderstood character in TVD (The Vampire Diaries).
I am kaiparkersexual.
by Kai Parker’s wife March 25, 2021
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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