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A girl that has ADHD and is thicc af , she makes Kim Kardashian look flat .
by michelle obama 02 October 01, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A nice, strong willed man who fights for what’s right. He always wants to do what’s right and never does otherwise. He’s engaged to the most amazing woman. He can make you smile just by being himself. He’s very athletic and doesn’t like to eat junk food (I think so). He’s the best MMA fighter and his hair is on fleek.
Guy 1: i wish I could be Kailan

Guy 2: I would date him and I’m not even gay!
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kailan is a chill dude. he doesn't care if he does bad in school, because he always has hope that he will do better next time. that's what makes him a good guy, he always tries hard and never gives up on whatever he's not very good at. he's really goofy and has many friends. actually, most people would say that he is a part of every single friend group in the whole school. he says "gangsta" and "bruh" and "that's epic" a lot, sometimes to the level it starts to get annoying. a lot of girls flirt with him. and the best thing is, he flirts back. he is always discovering new things and he is a great friend to have since he gets along with everyone.
person 1: guess what? i was talking to kailan yesterday!

person 2: cool, but isn't he kinda annoying tho?

person 1: no, not at all! he's actually really funny and nice to hang out with. i think you would get along with him too.

*kailan, in the distance, saying hi to person 1*

person 1: see? he's nice.

person 2: oh yeah, he does. we should all hang out together soon.
by supertoesucker6969 November 13, 2019
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kailan is a chill dude. he doesn't care if he does bad in school, because he always has hope that he will do better next time. that's what makes him a good guy, he always tries hard and never gives up on whatever he's not very good at. he's really goofy and has many friends. actually, most people would say that he is a part of every single friend group in the whole school. he says "gangsta" and "bruh" and "that's epic" a lot, sometimes to the level it starts to get annoying. a lot of girls flirt with him. and the best thing is, he flirts back. he is always discovering new things and he is a great friend to have since he gets along with everyone.
person 1: guess what? i was talking to kailan yesterday!

person 2: cool, but isn't he kinda annoying tho?

person 1: no, not at all! he's actually really funny and nice to hang out with. i think you would get along with him too.

*kailan, in the distance, saying hi to person 1*

person 1: see? he's nice.

person 2: oh yeah, he does. we should all hang out together soon.
by supertoesucker6969 November 13, 2019
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a girl with ADHD that is so thicc she makes kim kardashian look flat
damnnnn your lookin kailan today
by michelle obama 02 October 01, 2019
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kai lan is chinese broccoli.
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"
mom: it's a girl!

dad: what should we name her?

mom: kai lan!

dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?

mom: because broccoli pwns all
by kai lan (aka broccoli) August 01, 2011
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