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A male suffering from satyriasis who is lost in the 80's and constantly uses l33t and German jargon to the annoyance of other people. Also saves gas by longboarding ;
- "Kai-Wei get your longboard out of my trunk."
- "That's what she said."
by loco4boba October 12, 2008
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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a guy who does not realise how important friendships are.

always looking out for times where he can sabotage you
better to stay clear of kaiweis when looking out for good friends

kaiweis when looking out for good friends
damn, that guy is such a kaiwei he’s so mean!
by Wcong February 11, 2019
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The name of a pathetic teen boy who is in everyway inferior to his peers.
Haha look at Kai Wei, he's such a loser
by Connor bastard October 26, 2019
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