Urban Dictionary: kaepernick

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(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

Sep 11 Word of the Day

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.

I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.

by KyContessa September 09, 2016

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.

I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.

by T-Rantula September 07, 2017

verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.

Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?

by Uncle Joe K. December 03, 2019

to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)

Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.