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Slang for "to patent", "to lock in"

The process of turning any word or phrase into a money making subject matter. Since Kale can be used as a term for money, particularly bills, to Kaelify something is to turn something into a money making machine. The green and healthy qualities of any bill is reminiscent of the nutrient-riche vegetable.
The guy who created Uber just wanted to make Taxi's more efficient. He kaelified that idea quick!

Shit Bro, that's a great idea. We need to kaelify that!
by 33kalelove January 07, 2016
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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