by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
The act of sticking your dick through multiple people at the same time, going in one hole and out another. Requires a large penis.
I was shish kabobing three girls and maybe a guy at the same time in my car last night, and it was a bloody mess.
by abigchode October 06, 2006
a group of women all fucking the same guy, like several types of food all on the same stick, hence, slut kabob.
"Look, there's those girls who are all sleeping with john!"
"I know! They're like, a total slut kabob"
"I know! They're like, a total slut kabob"
by Seventies Child March 22, 2009
The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.
Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"
by TurtleCouncil May 19, 2020
(n) An efficient method of sexual intercourse for gay males. Lining up in a single-file line with the shortest male in back, insert your penis into the anus of the person directly in front of you until a linked chain is formed. Proceed with a repeating back-and-forth motion of the pelvis, alternating direction with the person in front of you until every man has been satisfied.
Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.
If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Since the shortest person, also known as the "caboose" or the "bitch", will normally ALWAYS be in back, it is considerate to allow them to be in front on occasion so that they may experience anal stimulation. This can be achieved by finding some bricks or a small table for them to stand on so that they are a more suitable height for the tallest of the group.
If you can collaborate a large enough group, a ring formation can also be formed. This is known as a Mexican Firing Squad.
Homosexual #1: This study group is really boring. I'd much rather be making a Man Kabob.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
Homosexual #2: Yeah, I agree, let's wrap it up in 10 or 15 and go back to my apartment.
Homosexual #3: Sounds like fun, but I'm the shortest one here, and I prefer to take it.
Homosexual #4: That's okay, we can pick up a cinder block on the way.
by Robstoppable November 12, 2007
best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.
kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!
by me February 07, 2005

