Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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As Dead pool (Ryan Reynolds) once said, "You may be thinking my boy friend said this was going to be a super hero movie, but that guy just turned the other guy into a fucking kabob!
emphasizing he is in the act of kabobbing someone
Jack says to his friend Bob, "Hey Bob do you remember dead pool kabobbing that guy in the movie?"
emphasizing he is in the act of kabobbing someone
Jack says to his friend Bob, "Hey Bob do you remember dead pool kabobbing that guy in the movie?"
by JLC_ April 28, 2016