verb - to eat out a girl for an extended period of time
Guy #1: Man i was k-dogging this bitch for hours!!!! She was loving every second of it

Guy #2: That's sick bro!
by Big Dick....Larry Hoover October 26, 2010
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A mine sniffing dolphin who works for the Navy. A dolphin with a stupid camera on it's fin who looks for mines.
That K-dog can sure find mines!
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an asshole that has sex with sluts while dating you
dude, k slept with a while he was dating her! he pulled a total k dog!
by @nonym0u$ February 14, 2008
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An asshole, mainly of the canine variety. Often seen committing random acts of fuckery. Acts hood, but is really a pussy. Scared of vacuums, Swiffers, and other small household appliances.
That asshole K-dog ate the crunchy bits off of my Chic-Fil-A biscuit! What an asshole!
by e92 August 09, 2014
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In order for this sexual move to occur, the man must be in the presence of a chica, a woman, named Rachel. This lady can be a "whore", "slut", "skank", or even a "friend" but she has to be conscious. The maneuver entails the women to be strapped down or locked in a cage; preferable to the man. The chica is fucked in the ears repeatedly.

Research has shown the ear to have more nerve endings than the clitoris, therefore making it much more sensitive and arousing. This is a preferred sex position for natives of Bolivia.
Adam gave Rachel a 10 hour Reverse K-dog. It made headlines in the community, and she was quoted saying it was the orgasm of her life.
by Tyler Meegan August 04, 2009
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K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.
Person #1: OMG ITS MY DAD K-DOG! K-DOG THE SCIENCE GOD YESSS!!!
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