Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
by LetUsKale November 01, 2011
by slime101 May 15, 2010
by BrenHungry August 29, 2011
by Hoesmad🥵🥵 March 26, 2020
1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day!
2. an ugly or repulsive person/face
2. an ugly or repulsive person/face
After staring at this girls picture for hours, he decided he would enjoy a good jurkin.
or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!
ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!
or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!
ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!
by Brizzle0991 June 22, 2009
A type of emotion that is rarely used in the English language. It means that someone is excited as in the normal way and the sexual way
by Jax7 Jax7 Jax7 September 08, 2018
1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.
2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.
3.A very hard nipple cripple
2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.
3.A very hard nipple cripple
That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.
Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.
Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.
Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.
Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.
by Robbie earle February 14, 2007