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Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!
by nozomitojo October 24, 2015
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.
Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.
Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.
by McMichael VanWasson March 03, 2003
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to laugh at something internally or on the inside; i.e. to laugh at something you read or saw on the internet
When I first saw the Star Wars Kid, I jurgled. Now that is old and trite.
Mozilla Firefox's new built-in spellchecker doesn't recognize jurgle. It's a word I tell you. You know you just jurgled.
Mozilla Firefox's new built-in spellchecker doesn't recognize jurgle. It's a word I tell you. You know you just jurgled.
by Emperor Iason Tzu the Great February 11, 2007
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When my wife goes running, she complains about how her stomach jurgles so loudly other runners stare at her.
by Dave Henry December 16, 2007