Urban Dictionary: jupiter

jupiter

A company that makes music stuff. I don't know about their other instruments, but their trombones suck. Don't get a jupiter trombone, unless you want to really be able to apreciate a half decent trombone. Their other instruments probably suck as much.

I played a jupiter trombone in sixth grade that we rented. In seventh I asked for a yamaha because they looked cooler. The slide is much easier to move and the instrument itself is much lighter. It's still not all that great, but it's good enough for a highschooler. We've continued to rent the same trombone for three years now and some day I'm going to buy it out of slavery, for sentimental value if nothing else, even though I really could use one with an f key.

by Dr. Batido December 24, 2005

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jupiter

A really fat bitch - typically of an ethnicity other than Caucasoid. The term whale, on the other hand, can be used to describe a fat bitch who is white.

Oh sick, that jupiter has like 6 sets of tits.

by h8er June 04, 2005

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jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

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jupiter

A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.

After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.

by novelty February 06, 2006