If you keep it up, you're going to get a junkpunch!

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.

I got so mad at that hoe i wanted to give her a junkpunch.

"oww my balls hurt!"
"why?"
"tori just gave me a junkpunch!"

*after junkpunch*

Guy: "Why?!"

Girl: "You know why!"

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.