The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@
by Trelios May 29, 2020
by Trelios May 29, 2020
"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."
by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016
Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016

