Top definition
(junked)
v. junked, junking, junks
v. intr.
1. Getting clothed (or non-clothed) genetalia unsuspectingly rubbed against one's person, causing uncomfortable silence, laughter, or physical harm (usually to the junker, not the junkee).
v. junked, junking, junks
v. intr.
1. Getting clothed (or non-clothed) genetalia unsuspectingly rubbed against one's person, causing uncomfortable silence, laughter, or physical harm (usually to the junker, not the junkee).
As Greg was talking to Megan to distract her, Brandon walked up next to her and rubbed his genitals against her leg.
Megan got Junk'd!
Megan got Junk'd!
by Brhinoceros October 18, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018