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junk mallet
The act of injuring your
genitals
in order to
avoid
fucking an
ugly
person
I had to pull out
the junk
mallet
before I took that
butter face
back to my house .
by
Caulkknocker
March 07, 2019
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
Finance Punk
A cultural and
aesthetic
mind-state that prioritizes
making money
, even as an “underground” or “
radical
” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his
stuff
is
pretty
out there
but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by
Pop Pop Bienstock
April 01, 2021
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