Someone who has SARS

Some one who is half retard

Someone whos other half has down sydrome

Jul-A-Palooza (noun): an international, multi-day festival celebrating good health, good friends and good times.

This being its first official year of celebration, highlights will include games, dancing, trips to the French Riviera, ripping Absinthe and many other forms of drunken debauchery. So for those of you reading at home, take a moment to reflect during this holiday weekend, hug the person nearest to you (regardless of whether or not you know them) and celebrate yourself retarded.
*incessant photography, sing-alongs, unnecessary speeches and sleep-overs are encouraged.

credited to julie sevelovitz, lauren esposito and colleen dalton

A girl who is severely beach obsessed, one with the ocean. very into ocean and beach related jewelry, such as the brand “pura vida.” she longs to drive a jeep wrangler and travels to lavalette, jersey shore, new jersey once a year. uses a metal straw and reposts every “double tap to save a tree” on their instagram story.

international daddy’s day

That word is in danish...but it means merry Christmas to all!

Licking Prostitutes pussy juice during periods.

the wrost French rapper in history. people do a gang sign with their hands to write JUL.