The one and only man who can bring light or laughter into your life. He is a man who can pleasure a woman into an eternal orgasmic state.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Not a very good looking boy but can make a girl wet her pants even though he can’t ollie

He’s almighty, has a big dong, can’t land an Ollie, is virgin but will make any girl wet