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a jujubitch is anyone who attacks you, armed with a piece of fresh fruit. be it the small but deadly raspberries.. or the ever frightful pineapple. sometimes they will flood you with fruit, if you are not careful.. they might even stick a banana down your windpipe so be EVER WATCHFUL!

people who are fruit tossers are also known as MR.
did you see that?! that guy just go killed by that jujubitch!
by WTFake May 11, 2009
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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