Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a juggalo is a follower of Insane Clown Posse. they tend to be radically devoted to said band. from what i hear, they are NOT ALL psycho, white trash, pot-head, ignorant, ill informed bigots. but the many that i have had the pleasure to meet ARE.
me: i dont like ICP.
juggalo: see, why yo gotta be hatin on da juggalos like dat?
me: i dont hate you, i just dont care for your music.
juggalo: dont make me kill you wit my hatchet, son!
me:...what?
by phredy March 24, 2006
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A group of people who listen to "artists" signed to psychopathic records. They claim to be all about love, but they are rarely seen acting upon these claims. The larger majority of these individuals are, in fact, just as bigoted and "sheepish" as the people they claim to despise. Although I do support the idea of people following their own paths, most men/women who claim to be of said sub-culture account for little, if any, real contribution to society.
Some quotes from self-proclaimed juggalos on this site:

you can go suck your mom's dick.

2 and 3 suck my nuts
don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!

it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick

all the muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces

Point proven.
by Bob Aeric Leekerson March 15, 2008
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Ignorance at it's best.

Juggalos are mindless drones who claim to be original, yet blindly follow the words of other idiots, i.e. ICP. They are uneducated(most) and unable to finish a complete sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. They say they are a family, but get into a fight with one and the others run away.

Juggalos were originally the name given to fans of ICP, however, they are now just another cult plaguing our society with their ignorance and insane train of thought.

They are also ruining the image of Heath Ledger.
I politely asked a juggalo to lower the volume of their music on the bus, and instead of being kind and considerate of the other passengers on the ride, the juggalo began swearing up and down. He stated that I was "hatin' on ICP", and that I was a "fuckin' whore who needed to keep her goddamn mouth shut". That was the first day I punched another person.
by Slightly Obscured Reality. October 24, 2009
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An individual that listens to the Horrorcore/Rap/Rock Group the Insane Clown Posse. Widely known as the most hated band in the world, the two young rappers from Detroit, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope often sing about murder and their psychopathic family. Other Juggalo musicians include Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Blaze, Zatan, Zug Island, and Tech N9ne. Eminem's song "Marshal Mathers" makes fun of Juggalos While ICP's song "Slim Anus" Makes fun of Eminem and Dr. Dre. While much of the hate towards ICP is from Eminem's lyrics and their ongoing fued, They have recently settled it over bowling. Typical Juggalos wear Hatchet gear, displaying a red silhouette of a man with dreadlocks running with a hatchet in front of him. These are usually on necklaces or shirts. They are known to drink Faygo soda and refer to themselves as one big family. They are extremely close and make it clear in their lyrics that they are willing to stand up for their family no matter what.
Do you see that guy's hatchet man? He's a Juggalo dude.
by xSwoon November 28, 2010
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