a person who is obsessed with proving people wrong, especially there military knowledge,
he wants to impress his superiors, even if that includes pissing everyone else off,
he loves the dick especially walkables,

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.