Chocolate Jubbly Slide (v): anal-sex between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. The woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (See Strawberry Jubbly Slide)
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First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Note:
First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
by Sum1Spcl October 12, 2004
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
by Puckeridge99 August 15, 2022
"LOVELY Jubbly" was frequently said by Del-Boy in the TV comedy series “Only Fools & Horses”. It was a typical Del-Boy MIS-QUOTE from the 1950s singing TV commercial (which he would have supposedly seen) advertising Jubbly orange drink as, "L-U-B-B-L-Y J-U-B-B-L-Y ! Lubbly Jubbly orange drink." Jubblys were later (c.1960) sold frozen in the same tetrahedron (triangular) shaped pack.
Rodney : "I managed to sell those rubbish watches for 50 quid a time."
Del-Boy : "Lovely Jubbly" - mis-quoted from Lubbly Jubbly
Del-Boy : "Lovely Jubbly" - mis-quoted from Lubbly Jubbly
by Andy-oldgit November 22, 2022
by Soup Seducer November 2, 2022