Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.
The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.
by Bearcatkev August 01, 2018
by lerolero December 19, 2016
A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
by Tsumaranai June 16, 2007
*sigh* the hottes guy you will ever meet. lol yea right.<------she is kidding she knows my San juan de la rosa is super hot and exciting. she would knw his abbs are hiding really good appearently. THEY ARE NOT!!!! Once you see him naked you will see them. He has a big one. It is enjoyable. ewwww!!!thats so gross BET U HANDLED HIS "LOVE HANDLES". i did :P she is just jealous of it. ANYWAY!!! He is an awesome person to go out on a date with. He will buy you ice cream from McDonalds...(cuz he works there)romantic walk (by romantic i mean sexual...walk :P) BUT HES NOT AS GOOD AS SAN ANTONIO DE LA ROSA!!!!XD <-----That is a big FAT LIE!!! Just like San Juan de la Rosa....jk he is muscular xDDD Overall a super hot guy with a sweet side also who every girl wants to have some with (except me) <----Itzel =.= (but she does though)...:)
OMG!! did you see that guy, he is soooo a San Juan de la Rosa!!.
YEA!!! but did u see San Antonio de La Rosa hes waaaaaay better!!!!
No way dude, San Juan de la Rosa is better.
YEA!!! but did u see San Antonio de La Rosa hes waaaaaay better!!!!
No way dude, San Juan de la Rosa is better.
by BitchAssHoeWhore November 14, 2011
Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.
by Brittany M. September 17, 2006
Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodríguez
Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodríguez can take my offspring.
by BahookieBuckaroo January 27, 2021