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Verb; To mess up the math or the numbers. In reference to a Jet Propulsion Lab space mission or two that failed due to failing to convert one set of units to another on part of the project (metric to US or the other way around).

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jpl'ed
I have to enron these papers before they find out I jpl'ed the balance sheet and I get borked.

Rudd's crew chief jpl'ed the mileage, causing him to run short on fuel and costing him the race.
by hnkelley February 27, 2008
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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A talented, sexy young man who should have gotten farther in American Idol.
by Maeve R. April 16, 2004
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