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A persons feeling after a night out from drinking (drug free) without sleep and having too work the next day.
Could be defined as multiple definitions such as: Tiredness, wariness, hunger, a want for relaxation (drugs).

Could also be known as a (bad) hangover.
Example1:
Willem: What are you doing tonight mate, getting high?
Me: Yeah, probably; I'm jozzled.

Example2:
Geoff: I had an epic night last night, brought back two birds to my place but then had to kick them out so I could go to work all day.
Me: Ohhh man... You must be jozzled.
by Dutchy Funkenstein March 16, 2012
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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