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acronym standing for: Jack Off Throw Up. Refers to when you jack off and throw up at the same time for sexual and moral pleasure/appeasement.
I asked that girl for a JOTOB. jotu.
by panisinap May 10, 2011
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)
JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.
by hodags1966 November 08, 2020
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A large virtual penis on a human female. Plural - One jotus, two jotadons. A jotus may only possesed by a female individual under the age of nineteen.
My my, your jotus in very large. You must be a very important woman indeed!
by Poneyyytaaaa October 22, 2010
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