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short for "jerk off, then decide."
for better or worse, the solution for pretty much anything.
cornelius: "dude, bertha's away this weekend and shaniqua is calling me and wants to come over tonight. wtf do i do?"
horatio: "JOTD"
by spacemoose April 13, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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An initialism which stands for "Joke of the day"
You're so skinny you have to run AROUND in the shower to get wet!!! JOTD?
by Julian Meteor September 09, 2010
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He was sausing everyone today because he felt like it and it was JOTD
by milesinumbra March 15, 2016
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I’m heading to the gym with a JOTD. Who wants a sniff?
by Boythumb August 25, 2021
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