The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril
He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night
by cm9884 May 18, 2021
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The most perfect, wonderful, selfless, compassionate, thoughtful, supportive woman in the world. Also is a BAB (Bad-Ass Ballerina). Has gorgeous waist-length mermaid hair and perfect porcelain skin. A beautiful person, inside and out.
"Joss is boss!"

teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

child: "Julianna Joss!"
by Lizzy:) October 06, 2011
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An extremely talented soul singer aged 17.
Joss Stone rocks- need I say more?
by Stacie September 05, 2004
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A beautiful Caucasian pop star who has some mad soul... can outsing Xtina, Mariah and Whitney.
Forget those lame teeny bopper pop tarts & tacky, ghetto r&b singers... Joss Stone is the best.
by hellagood April 13, 2005
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piece of shit soul singer. doesn't know anything and makes very gay music.
u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of shit
by Emilio Rebenga April 18, 2005
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Me: OMG I SAW JOSS STONE IN CONCERT, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED, AND I TOUCHED HER ARM!
by Martha90 August 06, 2005
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