Pitcher, Former World Series MVP with the marlins, Now plays for the Boston Red Sox and enjoys giving up 7 runs an outing. He also touches little boys

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Pitcher for the Red Sox. Has become almost a guaranteed win. Is deeply considering pitching a few innings of game 7 of the ALCS (if we get there) when he just pitched 8 innings in game 5. See also phenomenon.