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hot bitch who has a short height but a long personality if u know what i’m sayin;) if you think she’s out of your league, you’re correct (unless you’re matthew gray gubler). if you have to ask her your favorite color, you’re never gonna be her friend. she is sexy and smart and her dark academia aesthetic will satisfy all your hot school fantasies. you can dream but you can’t touch. pay to get her nails done and MAYBE she might acknowledge you, but buy her a book and you have a pretty good chance at conversation with her!! but don’t think she’s mean, it’s actually just you feeling bad because it’s actually just you feeling bad about yourself.
“who’s that hot girl in the green sweater?”

“oh! that’s josephene.”
by matthewgraygubler’shoe September 27, 2020
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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