a rather large individual, a joseph robert philip walker measures a height of 5’10 while weighing a decent 10 stone. the ‘ nerd ‘ ( as it is referred to ) can be sometimes extremely spontaneous. The nerd will tend to react in anger when he is called fat, gay or anytime he is insulted by a wild Josh. The nerd also has an obsession with tall, ginger men who wear glasses. Legend says a Joseph Robert Philip Walker once had sexual interactions with one such man.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods