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Someone who gives unsolicited correction to others social media posts, ruining any humor the post otherwise might have had. Also see: nit-picker, know-it-all, pedant or

foreign (UK): clever clogs.
Did you see Jason’s post about the movie quote?
Yeah, some douchebag jumped in and Jose floresed it.
by Unmemer January 29, 2020
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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