by bentaylor24 February 11, 2010
Hey you have small gallery, do you have anything jort?
Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?
Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.
Those pictures are way too jort!
Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?
Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.
Those pictures are way too jort!
by Ghettiguy September 03, 2011
A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
by NathanFromChili’s August 01, 2019
Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.
I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.
by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009
The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.
"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
by chizhogg April 14, 2010
by Dave-Z March 16, 2016