May 28 Word of the Day
A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
by Solinium May 30, 2008
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a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 15, 2006
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If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
by Forced Earphones July 04, 2009
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short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
by ColumbusBuck October 29, 2007