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jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
by aaaddrriiaannaa June 29, 2006
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Jooke is a human-formed joke
Guy 1: hey have you seen Jooke tonight?
Guy2: you mean the camel having sex
by dUMREE22 June 07, 2019
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Combination of a Joke and a Juke, used when someone turns a roast-styled joke, back around onto the person who's using it, essentially "juking" the original joker's roast. Can also be used for turning an innocent statement/question back around onto the speaker as a roast.
John: Bob is uglier than a blobfish crossed with a mole-rat.
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!
by AnSuckyNoob January 18, 2019
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