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A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.
By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!
by dvoid March 08, 2005
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Jonny is never wrong, people just have to keep questioning him!
Jonny: If Jonnyism isn't in the fucking dictionary when I die...
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