This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!
by Monique Rioux February 15, 2009
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When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.
Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)
by Sniffah December 13, 2007
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when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.
1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?
by googalewski August 26, 2019
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When a woman is craving cock, even though they like to pretend they never get horny. It's like Jonesing for a cigarette, only in this case, it's cock.
Damn," said Sally. "I haven't been laid in three weeks. I have a serious Bone Jonesing going on. Let's see if the Marines are in town.
by Anti Webster January 27, 2011
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When a boxer hugs his opponent too much to have the match to end in a draw. Or maybe, he just really likes the guy he's boxing to the point where he can't resist hugging him. Cough *Mike Tyson V.S. Roy Jones Jr, 2020.*
Hey, did you see that? He was just Roy Jonesing his mom before school, what a loser!
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Taking somthing from one place and then placing another object in its spot.

Other uses- Indiana Jonesed, Jonesed, Jonesing, Indiana Joneser (one who Joneses).
-"That was the best Indiana Jonesing I've ever seen."

-"This isn't my beer, mine was full. Damn, I just got Indiana Jonsed!"

-slang. "I just Jonesed that guy!"

-"Don't hang out with them. They are Indiana Jonesers."

-slang. "Do you feel like Jonesing tonight?"
by Aus Kow May 12, 2008
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The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.
"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"
by Mike PIan October 26, 2006
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